HitityWithARat

"Hitity (also known as Mountable) is a prominent member of the FTG2085 community. From a young age, Hitity showed his prowess in delivering meaningful, yet witty contributions to society. One of his biggest accomplishments was when he urinated inside of the ear of his drunk father, at the mere age of five. At the age of eight, Mountable decided to take matters into his own hands, and defeat his arch nemesis; his cat. Ever since Mountable's birth, his cat has taken over his turf. The run down basement; the cat believed it was his. But Hitity? Oh Hitity... he was fed up. Mountable lunged at the cat, and murdered it. To this day, he still prays to the dead body of his cat. At the age of twelve, Hitity discovered how to shape elite spaces with strategic, influential insight, and how to gun down his opps. In the depths of his run down basement, he found a Tux. This tux... was the gateway to everything. He ate the Tux, absorbed it's information and began shaping elite spaces with strategic influential insight inside of his own Linux distro: KaedeOS. Named after his favourite anime girl, and the love of his life, he spent years working on KaedeOS. KaedeOS is still private to this day. When Hitity turned 13, he joined FTG2085. FTG2085 was the gateway to him unlocking his true potential as a genius. With his knowledge in Linux and murder, he quickly became one of FTG2085's greatest assets. Any time they found a kid to play around with, Hitity would come in, guns blazing and shoot the kids entire family. A mere year later, when he turned fourteen, Hitity came out as transgender. This was unsurprising to most, after all, he was a big Linux guy, but he began wearing thigh highs, meowing, and became the onahole of FTG2085. Hitity is truly a remarkable human being, who shapes elite spaces with strategic, influential insight." - Millx